Biographical Sketch
Sachin Sapatnekar was born of poor but honest parents, who were muzhiks living
in the vast expanse of the cold Russian steppes. At age seven, he moved to a little
hamlet by the sea where the palm trees are plentiful, the air is balmy, and the
worries are few. He spent his childhood jumping from bush to bush, and has now
progressed to the stage where he jumps from tree to tree. This fascination for
trees led him first to graph theory, and then to EE.
Having abandoned
an early and unsparkling career as a bandido [see picture], he is now
searching for the Meaning of Life. On the side, he pays the bills by masquerading
as a prof, while doggedly following the
Guiding Principle of his life and pursuing
his divers interests.
Sachin Sapatnekar
is also a big fat liar.
What?! You're saying you
don't believe this?! 